You may now gang the bride

Warning: Hardcore erotica. Do not read if easily offended.

“I now pronounce you man and wife”, said the priest. Mark looked lovingly into my eyes. He truly had no idea what was about to happen. The priest then turned to the congregation.

“You may now gang the bride.”

Mark frowned and turned to the priest.

“What the…I think you must have misspoke Father. It’s not…”

“No I didn’t misspeak Mark.” The priest then handed him the wedding vows that were written on a piece of paper. “See, I’m just reading out what’s written down, not deviating in the slightest. Perhaps you don’t know your wife as well as you like to think.”

Mark snatched the piece of paper out of his hand and began to read it, his eyes getting ever wider as they travelled down the page.

“You may now gang…who wrote this?” He looked to me. “Honey?”

“I wrote it”, I replied. “Did you really think I was going to live out the rest of my life only fucking you and nobody else? You have a shrimp for a dick and I need a real men to stretch and fill this hungry cunt of mine. For your information Mark, I’ve been whoring around since we started dating. I’ve been sucking guys off in alleyways, getting fucked by three at once in public bathrooms, getting done up the ass in the back seats of cars on drunken nights out. You name it, I’ve done it.

Your dick is too small and you don’t fuck me good enough Mark, that’s the bottom line. I only married you for your money, and now that we’ve been pronounced man and wife, there is nothing you can do about it, because I know that you are too pussy to ask for a divorce. So I thought it would liven up our wedding somewhat if I made our vows a little different, then got the male guests to gangbang me right in front of you. What do you think of that?”

Mark was dumbstruck, he simply could not believe what he was hearing. The woman of his dreams that he so loved was a whore, and was about to demonstrate right in front of him exactly how much of a whore.

I turned away and faced the congregation, hands on hips.

“Which one of you in here is man enough to give me your dicks? I’ll take on all you fuckers one after the other, or even at the same fucking time-that’s the sort of thing I do. I am the ultimate whore, you have never seen anything like me-not even in porn.