Taken by all the privates

Warning: Dubious consent themes. Do not read if easily offended.

I had just been promoted to Major in the US army, and as such, I was extremely proud. It was not easy being a woman in the armed forces, it had taken a lot of hard work for me to get to where I was. In this life, you had to earn respect.

With my newfound authority, I was going to make my mark, there was going to be a new way of doing things around here. First things first, I was going to start with the privates.

I strode straight into the barracks. There were about a dozen men, lounging around on their beds, listening to music and playing cards. They should have immediately leapt to their feet and saluted, but not one of them did so. I was outraged at their disrespect.

“On your feet privates!” I shouted. “There’s an officer in the barracks. I am now a major and you will accord me the respect I have earned.”

“Hey”, said one of them, looking up from the card game, “we’re all saluting you with our cocks. I know mine moved as soon as you walked in here.”

There was laughter all around. I could have exploded with anger.

“You will all face a court martial for this.”

“Oh don’t be such a drama queen Major Wet Cunt.”

“What did you call me?”

“Major Wet Cunt. That’s the name we all give you here because we reckon when you walk around your pussy is as wet as Seattle in November. I bet your panties are fucking sticking to you right now. Admit it, the only reason you joined the army was so you could be surrounded by dick twenty-four-seven. If you want us to slip you some tube steak Major Wet Cunt, all you have to do is ask-or order us. Hell, I would follow