Planet Of The Men Who Were Too Big

We had been in hypersleep when our spaceship crashed. The others were hurt but alive, so I left them to heal in their pods. Now I had to find out about the planet we had landed on.

I took some readings. We were in luck. The planet had almost exactly the same atmosphere as Earth, and the air was perfectly clean and breathable, so I was able to leave the ship without any protective gear.

We had landed on a beach, the sea to one side and a huge cliff face to the other. In the distance I thought I could see a city of sorts. There was civilisation on this planet, but the city looked to be in ruins. Had there recently been a war on this planet?

I checked my scanner, there were multiple life forms approaching from around the corner of the cliff face. My heart was pounding, this was the first contact with alien life in human history.

And then they appeared.

I was looking at men, naked men, a group of about ten or so. At least, they looked to be men in all respects, but what was between their legs…

Each man was sporting a cock that was monstrously huge, not one of those slabs of meat looked to be any less than a foot long and was as thick as a beer can. All were so erect that the swollen purple heads were pointing right to the sky, revealing hairy, tennis ball sized pairs of balls at the base of each shaft.

How could this be? Did life forms look exactly the same in all parts of the universe with slight differences? They looked exactly like humans on Earth except for those colossal schlongs.

I was so astonished by their appearance that I remained rooted to the spot as the men-or aliens?- began to circle me. Now that they were up close the musky scent of their cocks was so powerful that it had my eyes watering. I tried to think of something to say.

“H…hello. Do you understand me?”

“Very well thanks”, said the largest of the men, his boner so erect it was banging at his stomach.

They must have had some kind of technology that enabled them to understand me, and for me to understand them.

“I…I am from Earth. What planet is this?”

The men looked at each other and then burst out laughing.

“What planet are we from? We’re from planet ‘Tear Up Your Tight Pussy With Our Big Dicks.’ I just named it that right now. Guess it sounds better than Uranus huh? Ha ha! You’re wondering how our dicks got so big aren’t you?”

I just nodded my head.

“We had a war, and far as we can tell, the radiation left us with these twelve inch tools. Now everyone left on the planet has one as big as ours. That war was in the past, but now I say we declare war on that nasty little fuck hole of yours.”

Now I could see I was in danger. I made to march off, but I had hardly taken a step when the leader stepped forward, placed his hands on my chest and roughly shoved me back into the cliff face. Two others immediately came to my side and pinned my arms.

“Time to take some other wordly cock sweetheart. Ha ha!”