Gang Pandemic: Return To Free Use Hospital

I had a fever and a dry cough, so I thought that I’d better get down the nearest hospital to get myself checked out. This wasn’t my town so I wasn’t sure what the best hospital to go to was. When I googled, the first one that came up was the Free Use Hospital, and it had a five star rating.

“Best hospital ever!” Said one person with lots of smiley emoticons. “I will definitely be back!”

I thought it was a bit weird for a reviewer to say he wanted to go back to a hospital, but I needed to find out if I had covid-19 as soon as possible, so I didn’t think too much more about it and hailed a cab.

When I got there the hospital was very busy, they had been inundated with people needing to get tested or already showing symptoms. The receptionist was very nice, and it wasn’t long before a nurse arrived. I could not help but notice this nurse was a strikingly beautiful blonde.

She took me to a private room, drew some blood, then said she would be back in half an hour with the results.

I spent the time looking at my phone, getting all the news about the pandemic. It was a pretty worrying time to live in.

When the nurse came back, the grave look on her face did not bode well. I felt a sinking feeling in my stomach.

“I’m sorry to tell you this sir, but you have tested positive for covid-19.”

I didn’t know what to say or do, I just felt so scared and alone in this moment. I knew I wasn’t in a vulnerable group but it was still hard news to take, I was going to have to socially isolate for months.

The nurse then put her hand on my shoulder.

“I’m so sorry sir. At this time, the Free Use Hospital is offering sexual services to all those who have tested positive for the virus. Would you like to use my body to make you feel better?”

She then took hold of my hand and laid it on her breast. It took a few seconds for me to comprehend what was happening.

“What…how…”

“This is the Free Use Hospital sir. Under normal circumstances all female staff and patients are sexually available to all male staff and patients at all times. However in these trying times with the hospital so busy, the difficult decision was taken to make the staff only available to those who have tested positive for the virus, because it is such devasting news to hear. Would you like to see my tits sir?”

“Um, sure!”

I could not believe it. It felt like I had stepped into another world all of a sudden.